her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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