So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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