The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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