Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I will pee on everything he values.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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