I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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