She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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