Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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