You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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