All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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