I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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