yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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