And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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