just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
