covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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