The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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