Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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