It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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