Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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