We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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