the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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