so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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