And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
