Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
