Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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