ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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