Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I believe in your delicious
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