No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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