is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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