i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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