I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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