I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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