Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
