Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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