Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
