i already hear my dad disowning me
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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