Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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