I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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