I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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