We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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