pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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