It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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