ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I am available for nakedness
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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