theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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