There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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