this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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