I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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