who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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