5:07 here, please don't hate on the success I have achieved by posting first!! I am the ultimate online thread master!!
SOON I WILL DOMINATE EVERY THREAD! :D
nobody thought i could do it! I have done it!!! Revel in my glory and you will RULE BY MY SIDE!!
hahaha this happened to me too! only i knew the guy in high school and he told me that his friends wanted to know if i preferred terror tits over titzilla.
Big boobs are fun and those are all nice names. If I were the girl though I would be insulted. Obviously her ass and vag weren't good enough to make the nickname cut. Now if the nicknames were more directed at one of those then that is something to be proud of...I like names like DNA dumpster, Lawrence of A Labia, Breakfast, Fury hatchet wound, Vag-tastic,
or cock cuff.
Superjugs. That way you can get a cape!
And what the hell is the big deal with being first? I've been first twice on this site...it's really not that fantastic.
5:57, listen once we want u to talk we will let you know
I would have to say mouth of fury, oh, and also.. what's your number? Hahahahaha
But seriously.
1:39 #1, you fail at life. No one gives a shit that it is your birthday. P.s. I nicknamed my ex gf "the bone collector". Can anyone guess why she is the ex? Lmao
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