Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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