this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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