i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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