I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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