It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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