Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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