physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
my poor anus
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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